I'm just about done on here ... around and around we go... first an awkward opening gambit, ..if that works out then there is the painful few weeks of texting... then maybe a meet up...
Okay BIG NO NO ...
fake tan, ( it looks like you have fell in a bucket of Nutela)
Trout Pouting (plenty of fish be buggered)
Snapchat dog filters ( I'm not trying to pull at Battersea dogs home and it's not cutie)
Missing head shots( yes really)
To much make-up ( Halloween is only one day a year)
Very little in the way of clothes( leave something for just me please)
Photos in toilets( just wash your hands and go)
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We all know there are nutters on here I've seen a few,( haven't I just) So I do ask that there is a photo on your profile. I wont be rude i just dont reply .. could be anyone ..HI MUM ...YES I'M FINE ...
The email scammers and fake profiles are the funniest. Really your a 19 year old massage therapist from Thailand and want to move to the UK... Long Time !!!
I know what i want out of life and that covers everything from making a new friend to the full hearts, flowers and harps.. but mainly someone i can support and someone who is supportive.. ... The Samaritans have now blocked me...
I'm not scared of travelling for a nice day out but if you live 2 hours or more away it just becomes impractical long term.
I do like that whole missing you in the week thing.. but it can make surprise visits hard...
I'm a massive VW fan and would love to have some one who is up for trips to the seaside and the odd festival or two.
But I'm just as happy on the sofa with wine, cwtch and conversation
People say that the cinema is a bad date because you don't talk.. In fact it can be the best .. As just sitting next to each other can give you a better understanding of each other..
So, Basically if you can't follow a films story line and you keep talking throughout it's a no no...
AND salty popcorn makes you thirsty..so you have to go for a drink after.
it's the LAW ..
And you have something to talk about..
I love to cook so there is always that option curries, chillies and pasta are my favourites,
At my age I think its because it's easy to chew..
Please if you have got this far and I've still not scared you off, it's a miracle and clearly I'm not trying hard enough, you should congratulate yourselves as I know it's a long one ( oooh vicar)
LET BATTLE COMMENCE!!!!
With Love
Matt
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