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GODEMPERORRYAN

45 - Straight

Texas, United States

Sep 12, 2017 13:45

Looking for fresh meat, to hang, laugh, and eat.
One day I tried spontaneous dance, and subsequently split my pants.
...my boys got cold.
On the weekends I fight Unicorns to the death at the local Denny's for cash. So far I am undefeated. Though I have enough magical horn shrapnel lodged in me to start a pixie colony with a flap of my buttocks.

Truth is, companionship is what I seek.
I like anything that is kick ass, like pizza and thunderstorms... and hugs. And especially pretty girls.

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