I want a guy who isn't a rapist or clingy or trying to hit that s**t then turn into Houdini. Are there no single tattooed, music loving, witty, dancey, guys who want to see the world that are willing to put up with an eccentric blue haired yoga girl?!?! I have 2 kids and an ex husband, don't expect me to treat you like either and we'll be fine. NO jealousy! I can't even. So don't be shady. No married guys, I figure that out quick. If you want your d**k wet, take a shower! I won't message first fyi, I'm shy.