Living in the Los Angeles area is the best place to be, as the most culturally diverse city in the US as of 2016. Ideologically, I was created in a secret underground lab from the teachings of Mahatma Ghandi, Che Guevara, Chiara Lubich, and Nelson Mandala.
I also share my apartment with three grumpy fire-bellied toads and two turtles (red-eared sliders). I'm pretty sure that makes me a dinosaur rancher.