Exceptionally average, adequately interesting. Mildly humorous, and bad at most things.
Life motto: "I Was Being Sarcastic"
I write poetry and pretend I'm actually funny. I'm also a big fan of contrasting positive & negative words to describe myself, to balance out to a more mediocre level.
9 tattoos
2 piercings
0 finished projects
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