Hmmm, I guess I should use my first line to really grab your attention but without resorting to crude jokes about being a cunning linguist, shouldn't I? It'd sure be a shame to waste this part with some inanne chatter about not wanting to waste it or other such nonsensical yabbering.
...Bugger.
Wait for it - I'm an aspiring writer / film maker! Yeah, I bet you've never heard that before... But if I could polish my trumpet for a quick blow (easy now), I'm actually not too bad at it and could be going into business with a mate by the end of the year. I've always got stories bouncing around my head wanting to get out and my next major shoot is never too far away.
I've just come back from the trip of a life time in Japan (which is friggin' awesome, as if you need to ask) and now I'm looking for what part of the world I can grab by the goolies next.
