Tinder blows.
My band makes music things. I play the guitar and yell things into the microphone and try to sing sometimes.
I cook things for money.
Baseball. Star Wars. Whiskey. Anime. Science. Marvel. Work.
Those are the things.
I'm hilarious sometimes.
f**k partying. f**k Ted Cruz. f**k Donald Trump. Bo Burnham isn't funny. Nutella's not that good.