** A brief clause before my bio**
Please do not message me if:
• You don't have a bio of at least 3 sentences.
If you limp into this online dating thing like that, I can't help to think you may put just as little effort into a relationship.
• You usually send messages like:
"Hey s*xy!" "What's up cutie?" or "Do you have Snap?"
I will never respond to that. I mean, I wrote a pretty lengthy bio so there's plenty of conversation starters to choose from.
• You expect me to respond just because you're pretty. Sorry, looks are only one aspect of attraction. Maybe the vultures (most guys on here) don't care and will give you all the attention and ego strokes you want but that's not what I'm here for. Physical attraction is definitely important but what else you got?
• You smoke weed and/or drink alcohol regularly.
I like to drink now and then but I don't NEED to drink. As far as the 420 thing is concerned, it has caused problems in relationships before and I'm just done trying to be cool with it.
• You have pics of your ass or assets excessively displayed in your photos. Also, if most of your pics have Snapchat filters.
I'm all about women feeling s*xy and expressing themselves however they want but remember, you will only attract what you project and online can be a scary place sometimes.
While we are all damaged goods, I am no one's savior and cannot fix anyone. I had to learn that the hard way. Please make sure that you are ready for a healthy, thriving relationship. To me, a healthy relationship is defined as two people looking out for each other's best interests, enriching one another's lives.
On with the Bio....
I am a professional entertainer (Illusionist, musician, comedian) and make a living doing so. I play a few different instruments but bass is where my heart is. I love all kinds of music. Everything from Mozart to Manson. Was a music teacher for a few years. I am vegan. Half Cuban, Half French. INFJ-T. I study the paranormal. I am obsessed with The Wizard of Oz. Claw Machine addict. Board Game junkie. Twilight Zone nerd. I think that closed minds should come with closed mouths. I enjoy being goal oriented so partying (getting drunk often) is not a focal point for me but I do enjoy going out. I spend a good portion of my time writing and studying the occult. I can also be found looking through my telescope for hours or lounging around the house with a cup of hot tea and a book of poetry. I have many poets I admire but I am enamored with Sylvia Plath. I love the Victorian era. I adore witches and gypsies. Stevie Nicks may be my spirit animal.
