I break spiderwebs just for the hell of it, I have no lightbulbs that how dark I am, so come and walk on the wild side with me, I will take you to supermarkets you have never been taken before, I don't carry baskets I push the trolley.
I would write more but I'm going to have a biscuit, and I am not even hungry, that how spontaneous I am.
Like a lot of people, I find it weird trying to write something about myself, without it being done more naturally in a conversation with someone, hence my attempt at being witty above.
Not really looking for any particular type of person, but do prefer honest people, anyway have Fun!!