I am a plain Jayne nowadays with pretty painted past. I'm just me man. I am not swimming in money, I don't need to be entertained 24/7 and I can't and won't be your entertainment. I work a 9-5 gig for a law firm in Chester County, have two super cool kids - a 21 y/o girl and a 5 y/o boy - um they always come first. I like being lazy around my house or going to shows. I don't follow fashion trends, I don't get manicures. I am who I am and I don't try to be anything more. Can you handle that? Oh, and I would like to be worshipped and adored. Is that too much to ask? Really?