I'll be Link, you'll be Zelda.
Hi, I'm Shane. I fix computers by day and make music by night. I like to make guitars go djent, basses go clank, drums go pow and keyboards go bleepity bloopity. Sometimes I even do strange things with my voice over songs! I'm kind of like Batman if Batman weren't a millionaire, a superhero or a comic book character.
I love the Ninja Turtles and Sonic the Hedgehog. I've been recently approved for cuddles and Netflix (still an experimental prototype). If you need a player 2 in life, look no further! Unless I don't sound very appealing to you at all, then I guess you'll keep looking...
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! Actually, wait. No. I can't think of anything. You should message me anyway. THIS WOULD BE SO MUCH EASIER IF I WASN'T SO AWKWARD.