Artist of horror, the macabre, tattoos and other wonderful oddities, creating is important to me!
B-movie monsters and Burton-esque objects are some things I enjoy.
I might not drink or do drugs, but that doesn't mean I'm no fun! I do smoke cigarettes more often than ever redeemed 'good' for a fiend! If you can make a decent cup of tea that gives you excellent credit!
Give me rock 'n' roll, punk, Psychobilly or some metal and I'll rock out like there's no one watching!
Some things I like:
- Horror
- Monsters
- Music
- Art
- Tattoos (no, not s**tty tribal pieces and tramp stamps)
- Animals
- Star Wars (Jar Jar Binks must dieeeeeee)
- Facial hair (unless you see it on women, then it's scary!)
- The Occult (no, I don't worship satan or cast spells on people, it's just an interest)
- Scuzzy gig venues
- People who can make me laugh
- Chocolate (yeah, I am a little odd but I still have some traditional female traits)
- Yorkshire Tea
- Dr. Pepper (after all, what's the worst that can happen?!)
- Winter time
- Halloween (forget Christmas, it's over rated)
- The smell of petrol
- Open minds
- Creative thoughts
- Black... It goes with anything
- R&B when it actually stood for Rythem & Blues.
- Watching bats flutter past my window in the evening.
- Lying in bed during thunderstorms watching Vincent Price films.
Some things I dislike:
- Arrogance
- Six packs (both on men and in multi-pack beers)
- Guys who follow fashion trends... Just be yourself for goodness sake!
- Tribal tattoos (be original and get some decent and more meaningful art)
- Blonde haired dudes (unless you're Kiefer Sutherland in Lost Boys). Nothing personal, just never been attracted to them.
- Badly executed tattoos (although these can actually be amusing at times... Re: people who make me laugh)
- Guys who grow beards just because its suddenly fashionable! (Re: Be yourself!)
- Guys who message me on here with a photo of their six pack as a profile picture
- Guys who message me on here who have nothing in common with me.
- Time wasters
- Liars
- Those stupid Tom shoes
- Ugg boots
- Dance music
- Dubstep (I don't get it)
- The majority of modern music
- Lemon
- Indian food
- Blue cheese
- People who say they like punk yet A) have no clue about the music B) have no clue what it stands for C) think that because they have their ears stretched a little and some star tattoo they're 'punk as ****'.
- When someone leaves the milk out and it goes to room temperature
What you see is what you get.
WARNING: I've been known to be scaringly honest! A lot of people see this as a down fall, but what would you prefer? Me to bullsh*tto your face? Thought not.
Want to know more? Talk!
PS: If u talk lyk dis, do nt apply!!! There's the English language for a reason.
PPS: Football enthusiasts need not apply. It's a sh*tsport that this lady hates. Thank you
