Hi i'm Cris. So i guess this is where i type a bunch of stuff, but instead i'm just going to give the basics. You can instead just message me or ask questions. Say hi whatever, i enjoy just talking to new people. I hope i don't seem to weird or something online I'm really quite nice and much less awkward in person, or regular conversation. Anyways yeah here's a little bit about me.
I am:
19
Living in Lawrence Kansas, though i want to someday move to Seattle. (ITS TOO DAMN FLAT HERE!)
A College Sophomore (more like a junior with my extra credits)
Single (*Sniffle "I'm all alone...WHY! WHY GOD WHY!"...Ok i'm good now.) and looking for just a real genuine person. I've been stabbed in the back a few times before, and I've always been the one who got hurt, so yeah,
Real people only please. Users need not apply (We don't serve your kinda around here...damn droids).
I Like:
Swimming
Video Games (not call of duty, or sports games.. its the same thing every year)
Reading (My favorite bit of Huckleberry finn: "ZZZZZ...")
I Love:
Heavy Metal and Hard Rock (May be part of a band??? IDK yet. Giotta figure that out at somepoint.)
Interesting and different things
WRITING: This is my favorite hobby and i plan to become an author. I'm actually writing a huge Series, like longer that Harry Potter Sized (Me at 85: Still writing the very first book probably.)
I Hate;
BUGS!!! "KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!"
Rude and intolerant people. "KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!" X2
Movie adaptions of my favorite books. "Percy Jackson? Eragon? Sure i'll give it a try. (2 hours later)...really...I swear to F-ing god- text missing- error 404 "Language is too foul to render in any known human language"
Extremists...of pretty much anything. Political, Religious and stuff like that.
Wow you actually read through to the bottom?! OF THIS GARBAGE?! You either liked it (YAY! but probably not...*sniffle) or had nothing better to do. Thanks i guess...i feel like you've been cheated...like there's no more...there's nothing left...like at all...Bye...your still here...maybe if i close my eyes...are you gone?...No, damn it! But if i can't see you you can't see me right?...no well...uh...i don't have like candy or anything sooooo...want to hear a joke?...ok so these two antennae were on a roof. They fell in love and got married. The services wasn't great but the reception was amazing ... (Cries when no one laughs) yeah that was pretty bad, how about a pizza joke? Actually nah,... it's pretty cheesy!...HOW HAVE I NOT DRIVEN YOU AWAY AT THIS POINT!... WHY CANT A BIKE STAND ON ITS OWN? iT'S TWO TIRED!... Ok clearly if your still here you won't be going anytime soon. (I enjoy saying puns, only because everyone else hates them if you hadn't noticed) Ok so if you won't leave and I can't make you message me and we can chat, say hi or whatever. Soooo...see ya.
