--W. Somerset Maugham
-Stats-
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 145lbs (yeah, pretty thin)
Libra
Favorite Songs Include:
Nemo by Nightwish
The Curse of Perfect Days by Emery
Dark Arts Abridged...and... Vonnegut Busy by Sage Francis
Qwerty by Mushroomead
Siempre y Cuando by Legarto Amarillo
My profile pic is from this month.
Okay... so here's a quick breakdown.
I'm looking or new friends... like, 99%. I am open to possibly having a relationship with someone here, but yo, we gotta be friends first! I really just wanna make pen pals, and possible coincidental Oregon friends... but yeah. Mostly folks I can communicate with. So anyone from anywhere, drop me a line!
Regarding dating, I'm pretty straightforward with what I want. I'm mainly looking for a female, however if you're a guy you had better look pretty much like Zexion from Kingdom Hearts. If you are fluent in sarcasm, we'll be just fine.
I recently moved up here on my own; I was hopping freight trains a few months before this and decided to settle here for a bit. Turns out, I love it and feel right at home in Eugene. I would definitely travel again someday, but for right now I am working a lot. When I am not watching mind-numbing things on the internet, I am either playing Pokemon and Super Smash Bros competitively, hitting one of my favorite watering holes, or pondering the inconsequentiality of my actions. Meh. Had to put something mopey in there.
I love D&D and am looking for new friends round here to play it with. I used to play MTG, but lost all of my decks while transitioning from the streets (my waifu Chandra, you are lost but never forgotten
). Yeah, the last few years of my life have been pretty heavy actually; I had a pretty big emotional journey and a whole lot of lonely, depressing nights n' stuff. ...but it WAS AWESOME!!!I've always had problems with depression, paranoia, schizophrenia and other crap. I just tend to have a very forward way of thinking which has helped me get through stuff. I am but a golem, driven but without purpose, moving but without a determined destination, only knowing that should I stop, I shall be consumed by my shattered memories and rust away til I can move no more. I have a very calculated way of taking risks which has often helped me out. Usually when I look as though I am being careless, I am actually making a precise action. Often when I seem to be very deliberate, I have not a f***ing clue what I'm doing.
I have a heart of darkness, do you have the strength to conquer it?
Some things about me:
-I actually do have a sense of humor; it fluctuates from being morbid to witty to goofy, and everywhere in between.
-The last five years of my life haunt me like the dreams of a past life, forever out of reach.
-I swing between modes of depression and enthusiasm very easily. I enjoy madness each day.
-Am I an engine of destruction, or a catalyst of creation?
-I have a lot of feline traits.
-Beware my s**tty puns; I have been dubbed a turdsmith.
-Oh, and I'm into vampires.
I wish that I had a more canine leg structure as well as a cat's tail. As it is, I tend to balance upon my toes when moving, and my body has adapted to this. However, I feel that a further altered structure would increase my proficiency of balance, speed and energy consumption whilst moving by a cumulative total of over thirty-seven-point-six percent.
...why is this even relevant?
Because it would be awesome.
Since October, much has changed.
Much has also remained the same.
Change is constant, and the continuity is changing consistency, with changing constants of constant consistency.
Let's be together as the cells in our bodies die.
Likes:
Sweets, Coffee & Cigarettes, Video Games (Pokemon, Dead Space, Fighting Games), Nature, Cats, Bugs & Spiders, Snakes, Animals in General, Quiet Places, Trains, Tea, Philosophy, Horror Movies.
Dislikes:
Drugs, Larger Social Groups, Loud Places, Being Indoors for Too Long
