. I have a very dry/sarcastic sense of humor, but making people laugh is what I love more than anything else in the world.I am very open minded and like a wide variety of people. I would love meeting someone that can surprise me. I do tend to be drawn to people with more dark personalities. Anyone who can make me laugh would be a welcome addition to my life. I would like someone who is as open minded and weird as I am. I like to think that I am very grown up and mature, but my sense of humor tends to still be that of an adolescents; so someone who also has a sense of humor that is compatible with mine.. I believe in being polite and respectful to everyone, even if I am talking to them for the first time. If you have any questions please do not hesitate to ask me!!! Some examples would be: "Are eyebrows considered facial hair?""Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?"
"If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?"
"If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his iPod?"
"What happens when you get scared half to death twice?"
"Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?"
"If its tourist season why can't we shoot them?"
"If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the others drown as well?"
"Why is the word for the 'fear of long words' phobia, 'hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia', so long?"
"Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?"
"Why don't you ever see ads for advertising companies?"
"If a fork were made of gold would it still be called 'silverware'?"
"Do pyromaniacs wear blazers?""
."A painter on the shore
Imagined all the world
Within a snowflake on his palm
Unframed by poetry
A canvas of awe
Planet Earth falling back into the stars" Storytime - Nightwish
"Don't want to let it lay me down this time.
Drown my will to fly.
Here in the darkness I know myself.
Can't break free until I let it go." Lithium - Evanescence
"One night when you woke up, you bled till you spoke up,
oh this ain't pretty dear,
with clocks, watch the time go till spring, when the sun can
finally be free
and I'm sure you've lost that weight again,
I'm sure the pills keeping pouring in,
we'll scream at night, to make it go away
so put me on a plane, and fly me to anywhere with you" Coffee and Cigarettes - Augustana
"Put yourself through the scariest of scenarios
Enter experiences you normally wouldn't dare to go
It's all for the character and the arrogant afterglow
Of knowing it's appearance according to your patterns of growth
And what your parents handed down to you to handle
Make sure you carry torches when their puttin out your candles
Prediction can be unkind but unwind them still
Don't erase the part of you that's responsible for your will" Time and Time Again - Chronic Future
"I said that's life, and as funny as it may seem
Some people get their kicks stompin' on a dream
But I don't let it, let it get me down
'cause this fine old world, it keeps spinnin' around" That's Life - Frank Sinatra
"I lay quiet
waiting for her voice to say
'Some things you lose and some things you just give away'
Scold me failed her
If only I'd held on tighter to her
Pale white skin that twisted and withered away from me away from me" Strawberry Gashes - Jack Off Jill
"Friends I have to ask you
Surrounded by the beauty of this place
Why do you make it so hard
For all the things you want to come your way" Down To Earth - Jem
