In 500 words I must cast my verbal lure to entice you to come and talk to me. What can a fat man with severe ADHD say to make you pick me over the 100's of others that may have messaged you. If you like adventure I'm the path to pick. I like random trips to cemeteries as much as I do 2 am trips to waffle house. I will ask 1000 questions once you spark my attention. I want to actually know you, from your favorite flower to your thoughts on aliens. So if you like randomness then feel free to say hello