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MORTICIA

33 - Bi

California, United States

Apr 15, 2010 16:19

I don't pay attention to Winks.... They're for people that are too lazy to think of anything interesting to say.




I'm not going to claim to be 1337 or in any way a gaming goddess.

I'm weird, but saying that anywhere holds no meaning anymore. To be "weird" is becoming normal.

I don't understand myself, so I don't expect you to. I try not to ask the impossible.

I have a hard time writing "about me" sections and introductions into my habits and personality. I don't think I would be any fun if it was easy to write that kind of thing down.

I try to make people laugh as often as I can, even if it's at my expense... I tend to make people laugh at me on accident a lot.
I have two left feet, both on backwards.

I write crappy poetry and start monumental debates with strangers.
I try to respect people, given that I think they deserve my respect. It's really easy to make me want to punt you. All you have to do is be an ass, and not the funny kind of ass, because I like funny asses. I mean, the kind of ass that doesn't think they're an ass, just thinks that they are smarter, better, and more right than everyone else.

Don't get me wrong, I'm an ass in my own right, but I don't have a problem fessing up to being the way I am. (And, yes, I realize how many times I said "ass." And yes I did giggle when I typed it. )

I'm an Atheist, but that doesn't mean I hate everyone that believes in any form of God, Gods, or any spirituality. I just prefer my logic, religion-free. I won't attack you if you're a Christian, or a Catholic, or a Muslim, or a Buddhist. Unless, of course, you're being an ass....



I love a good debate. And by debate I don't mean yelling derogatory terms at the opposing side, I mean actually talking the points and stating the facts of both sides. ^.^

I usually try to be as intelligent as I can manage without sounding, to the best of my ability, arrogant or smug. Every once in a while though, everyone needs to just let go, make a few funny faces, and laugh at fart jokes. Or just do it all the time. ^.^

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