Above all else, I'm a smart ass and goofball. I love to laugh, make people laugh and get into heated debates about random s**t. No, I don't have many friends, but the ones I do have are near and dear to me. Not to mention, the only people that actually get me.
I'm a pretty diverse individual..Did I spell that right? Yeah, I think I did.. So, as I was saying, I'm also pretty random, makes the days go by faster. I'm a huge dork, geek, nerd, whatever the f**k you wanna call it.. And I love it!
Things I like.. Well, that'll be explained as you dive deeper into this lovely narcissistic, little epilogue of mine.. So, feel free to read on...
Seriously, don't mind a lot of this, I'm usually pretty laid back. I just get in the moods to be a goofball, it's just my nature.
I would honestly love to find someone who gets me, someone sweet, funny, loving and understanding... And respectful.
Music! -
We'll go back and reiterate that whole diverse as all hell thing.. My enjoyment of music is vast. Though I can criticize with the best of them, I can also appreciate many different varieties.
Anything that catches my ears, I'll atleast give a listen to once.. More than once if I like it, or it gives me a damn good laugh. That part happens a lot.
So first and foremost, I listen to metal. But sometimes, I'm in the mood for something different. I do like... Wait for it... Some rap. Hold on, hold on. Don't go lighting your torches yet. And you, yeah you over in the corner, put the f**king pitchfork down, jeez. I'm not talking about that gangster bulls**t, y'know the s**t about how 'thug' they are. No I listen to a wide variety of f**ked up, funny s**t.
I also enjoy dance music.. I guess you could call it that.. And if you pick up that pitchfork again, I'm beating you with a f**king stick.. Music more along the lines of Avicii. It makes me smile.
Now, that I've hopefully calmed the lynch mob. More music I enjoy if classical, or orchestra, as well as fantasy / medieval music. IE, Misty Mountain from The Hobbit is f**king amazing! Listen to the full 20 minute version, it's like an orgasm in your ear!
On another random note - I also like Lindsay Stirling and Pentatonix. Yeah, all that off the wall s**t, I enjoy too. I warned you.. Eclectic should be my middle name.
Interests! -
Writing! I loooove to write. I'm not sure if I'm any good, well atleast mediocre, but I still love it. I mostly like to write fantasy, or er***c fantasy. I'm a dork, and it's great! I'd love to do it professionally but I think I'd need a little more practice for that.
Video games! I love video games... Well, let's be honest, I'm addicted to f**king World of Warcraft. Don't get me wrong, I've played plenty of video games. Most I didn't care for. Others, just couldn't grab my attention enough. Aside from Dynasty Warriors, f**king hack 'n' slash for the win! But not that gundam.. -- f**k, did I spell that right? --.. s**t, I like my old school style.
Movies! Oh yes, I love movies. Chick flicks can take a f**king hike. Give me action, give me blood, give me amazing fight scenes. My movie genre likes range from good old fashioned action to fantasy to sci-fi to zombie movies; and everything in between.
TV! Yeah, this kind goes with the movies thing, but whatever, I'll make it its own little paragraph. I like a lot of different types of TV shows; American Dad all the way to Walking Dead... Speaking of which, I need to catch up on this season. I'll do that later.
Books, Books, and well.. MORE BOOKS! I love to read, when I get the chance. When I pick up a book, I rarely put it down until I'm done. I prefer fantasy/er***c fantasy novels. Those are my top favs, anything to give my brain a break and get away from it all.
Hmmm, think we're good here. If you have any questions about specifics, just ask. I don't bite, unless you ask nicely.
