If you are like me,you are a man,so you should not be looking at me.Looking for my partner in crime as I plan on doing over some local petrol stations.I am kind to animals (in front of people)
..I used to buy lottery tickets every week until I realised you can watch it on TV for free
..Boxers don't have s*x before a fight, do you know why that is? They don't fancy each other
..Swimming is good for you, especially if you're drowning. Not only do you get a cardiovascular workout but also you don't die
..No matter how much you give a homeless person for tea... you never get that tea.
..If I owned an opticians,I'd have the sign makers do the sign in a fuzzy font.
..Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
..People can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know that
I have always worn my heart on my sleeve so what you see is what you get.
I am laid back,down to earth with a wicked sense of humour and love to have a good time and am a very genuine,honest person.I know how to treat a lady & love to spoil the one I'm with and make them feel loved.Looking for someone who has a great (if not slightly crazy) sense of humour who I can laugh with and share good times with.
