I m a tall, leggy brunette and would describe myself as happy, fun-loving, easy to get along with, sometimes a little quirky but above all honest. Pre covid I used to enjoy going to gigs! Have been out to local pubs every weekend since they re opened and not a cough or sniffle in sight! I m still up for getting inked, listening out for new bands, trying out new things, meeting interesting people and discovering new ideas. I m looking for someone with style, who is down to earth, has a great sense of humour, knows what he wants from life and also knows how to treat a lady. I have 2 lovely daughters ages 19 & 23. I make Custom Jewellery & Accessories and run a small business from home which I love doing. Musically I m into classic Rock and Metal, so someone with the same taste would be ideal. Although I have put myself as being a smoker on here, I dont smoke cigarettes. I only vape occasionally, so if that is a dealbreaker for you then please pass me by. I m looking for something real, not just endless chat on here, oh and please dont bother messaging me if you re still hung up on your ex....One more thing, I m looking for Alpha males only please xx
Labrador needs Re-Homing.
A man sees a sign outside a house - 'Talking Dog For Sale.' He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden. The man sees a very nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there. "Do you really talk?" he asks the dog. "Yes," the Labrador replies. After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, the man asks, "So, tell me your story." The Labrador looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I was sold to the SAS. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one imagined that a dog would be eaves dropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years". "But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at Heathrow Airport to do some undercover security work, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded several medals". "Then I got married, had a few puppies, and now I've just retired." The man is amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog. "Ten quid," the owner says. "£10?! But your dog is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?" "Because he's a lying **stard, he's never been out of the garden!”
