Ok...so time for a revamp!
My friends call me Smofi...either they thought it was "cute" or (which is the one I'm going for) they were just way too wasted to actually say my name...anyway, it's stuck!
I'm not your typical girl. You won't see me in heels, watching chick-flicks, giving a damn about looking perfect or nibbling rabbit food to look better, I like food, infact just gimme a pig n I'll be quite happy, yep that's right, a whole damn pig!
I'm into my rock/metal/punk but I don't label myself so I tend to give everything a chance. If I like it then I like it!
I party way too much! Usually I'm the one in the corner, in a heap on the floor, mumbling abuse about tequila, making out with a shoe...lamppost...shrubbery...whatever!
Am I selling myself here?! Cos I won't lie...I'm pretty damn epic!
Don't worry, I'm not some escaped mental asylum convict intent on corrupting your mind through the wonders of A-H...promise!
Yeah...I'll shuttup now...
Hmm...as far as first "dates" etc go...
Just give me a pint with a straw...don't forget the straw...and take me to a theme park, I will endulge you in my amazing singing and dancing capabilities...prepare to be shocked! (Maybe not in a good way...we will cross that bridge when we come to it)
