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DESTINYMASSACRE

32 - Straight

Tennessee, United States

Aug 5, 2015 11:07

Well I think I am pretty awesome! A bit random. And a touch of morbid humor on some days.
I wanna swim in a pool full of noodles and dig a hole and lay in it (cuz i like pretending I'm a potato) maybe fill a bathtub with marinara sauce? Pretend I'm a meatball?

Aside from the random sillies of mine. I can be as serious as a heart attack. I dislike ignorant people and people who don't know how to hold a proper conversation.

just so you know stuff like

"yo gurl you is so fine hmu"
is not acceptable. Go back to school, and try to pass 5th grade this time.

As you can tell. I can be blunt. I am sarcastic. Learn to use it and we will get along fine.
If I say it with a smile you know I'm joking.
Ah life gotta love it.
I'm in a band. It's acoustic at the moment. And I am the lead vocals.

I love ghost hunting, long walks in the cemetery, kisses in the rain, a nice dinner,
I love watching cartoons, old Disney movies, and anime.
If your expecting some kind of super model, you should probably move on.
I'm weird and I like it. I love to chill in my pj's and play Xbox on a rainy day.
I know how to cook....really well in fact. I have many friends who will vouch for me.
I tend to be a little shy, and hold back a little. Although at this point I figure if you don't like me for me, then whats the point?
I'm a rocker chick...but I was raised with country values.
Music is my life! It induces so many beautiful emotions.
i seriously dislike drama. if you have something to say, say it, the whole beating around the bush thing no! just no.

hmm hmm

Originally from Portland, OR

Anyways,

Traits that will definitely make you my friend

artistic
musical taste
conversational
a sense of humor
(yes that would be nice)
and if you're still reading

honestly i'm a hopeless romantic, if you win my heart i will meet you more than half way. If i care, i'll fight for you.I want to cuddle on the couch, watch movies, battle it out on xbox. I want that whole happily ever after.I'm not one of those girls that has been on more wieners than ketchup. I'm not looking for someone to get into my pants. i don't know what it is with the world and having this whole lets go party and have an orgy thing going on(STD's are not Pokemon...You do not need to catch them all) Yes a drink every so often is no biggie but dont revolve your life around it. i want the old fashion gentleman type.. Now note i said i wanted the old fashion gentleman type. NOT an actual old fashion gentleman. So grandpa if you're reading that and you got the idea to reply to me in your head, you can just forget it and guide you're little mouse to the back button at the top left hand corner of your browser.no no you're other left, a little down.ooop there ya go!

*Ques 70's p**n Music*

alright now that grandpa Jones is gone jk jk

alright if this interested you or made you laugh in the slightest go ahead and reply
If i dont answer right away, don't go crazy. contrary to popular believe i do have somewhat of a life i need to tend to. Until you prove to be worth my time i will answer you when i get the chance!

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