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Aww shanks sins! You are a total babe yourself!

Thanks James. . .im totally a yank though.. . .a f**king yank.

She looks more Scottish.

Ha. Atta boy! I am a Scot at heart.

Your gorgeous

Thanks. You are almost as charming as a sanctimonious f**k. The jack wagon above me finds it difficult to preach with that stick up his ass.

Saucy Wench is an absolute f**king loser, who if I was to meet in some dark alleyway, then tales of excruciating pain, and death by slow burning fire would echo forevermore from the darkness. f**king gimp of the highest order. Don't take any notice of this total cum stain, Yank.

hahahaha Shanks babeh!

Thanks to your PSA, I have been reformed. I never knew smoking caused cancer. spierdalaj!

It's all fun and games when I go to work on Wench with pliers and a blowtorch.

Aww I love when you get all maniacal. . .