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Nominate someone...

DÜmR Created Aug 8, 2024 23:06
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The rules, make an award category, then nominate the altscenester you think would win.

Funniest person with a penis: Jay

Funniest with a Vajeen: Clearly, Patrish...

And if you disagree with someone's nomination, nominate who you think would win... you know... since this is just going to devolve into arguing anyways...

 

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Deleted User

Aug 8, 2024 23:08

What if that person does not have a penis? 😇

DÜmR

Aug 8, 2024 23:11

No biggie. I just picked that because there's two really funny people to me, and I didn't know which to pick, and since they have different Jenny's I chose one from each.

You get to pick how you do your category. It's yours to do what you choose. So, think of a category and nominate someone!

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Deleted User

Aug 8, 2024 23:14

I don't know any of the people you mention, but I support the woman. 🪽

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J

Aug 8, 2024 23:15

DÜmR

Aug 8, 2024 23:46

My nomination for having a penis :Jay.

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Deleted User

Aug 8, 2024 23:50

it wasn't another Jay you were talking about 🤔
someone feels identified
cx

🧜🏻‍♀️_Siren_🧜🏻‍♀️

Aug 9, 2024 00:05

Funniest with a penis - me

Funniest with a penis - me

DÜmR

Aug 9, 2024 00:10

Most self deletes: Siren

🧜🏻‍♀️_Siren_🧜🏻‍♀️

Aug 9, 2024 00:11

Actually no.. that isn't me,
Someone on here deletes more
But cheers for the bitchyness

DÜmR

Aug 9, 2024 00:14

Oh dear.... I wasn't implying self deleting is a bad thing. Who cares hoe many times someone deletes a profile? I'm on like number 4 or 5.

Also, who does even more?

🧜🏻‍♀️_Siren_🧜🏻‍♀️

Aug 9, 2024 00:16

Obviously you,as pointing it out...

That'll also be Jay...
But you've not been here to see that...

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Aug 9, 2024 00:26

I would like to nominate Grumman for best beard

I would like to nominate Thrones for best accent on altscene with a penis, and Siren for best accent on altscene without a penis

I would like to nominate Jay as best only chatroom user

DÜmR

Aug 9, 2024 00:34

Oh no, she's in "cúnty for no reason" mode, can someone set her back to "reasonable"?

DÜmR

Aug 9, 2024 00:36

I have to see this beard of Gru's. Idk if I've ever seen his pic with a beard.

Mercurius Mesmerize

Aug 9, 2024 00:44

Most likely to buy magic beans and follow a treasure map given by a hobo, that actually leads to a used car dealer who will trade magic beans for an old 70's Cadillac with "I love jerry" scratched into the passage side door: Dumr.

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Aug 9, 2024 00:59

Most likely to be out in altscene jail: Jay
Most likely to be talking about hookers: Anthony
Most likely to cuss everyone out and have a meltdown: tie between Vamp and Roberto
Most likely to actually f**k a hooker: Ryeasy

peripatetic

Aug 9, 2024 01:24

I'm the queen of self deleting & returning. I'll own that. Yes, perhaps it's strange. I know why I do it. & it's under management, but yes, who really cares. Honestly, is it a crime. Lol

DÜmR

Aug 9, 2024 17:30

Well this didn't turn into the positive thread I'd had hoped for lololol.

Psychopatrish

Aug 9, 2024 17:50

Most likely to self delete: Deleted User

Psychopatrish

Aug 9, 2024 18:44

Most likely to TLDR post: Darkhorse+numbers

DÜmR

Aug 9, 2024 18:45

🤣🤣🤣🤣 perfect bow.

Psychopatrish

Aug 9, 2024 18:45

Most likely to shîtpost simultaneously: Neon n Walter

Psychopatrish

Aug 9, 2024 18:47

Biggest Gamer Nerd : Bullet

Psychopatrish

Aug 9, 2024 18:49

Most sporadic poster: Jackofalltrades

DÜmR

Aug 9, 2024 18:50

I'm curious to know what I've said that would lead you to believe I'd buy such beans. Is this a 'I can spot 'em because I've been there myself' type of thing?

Psychopatrish

Aug 9, 2024 18:50

Most likely to paragraph sensibly: Gru

Most likely to paragraph seizurely: Bullet

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Aug 9, 2024 19:05

OMG it's so true about Bullet, I never understand what he is saying 😭😭🤣

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Aug 9, 2024 19:07

Most likely to be Joe Biden in disguise: Vamp

Most likely to be Kyle Rittenhouse: Davey the furry

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J

Aug 9, 2024 19:16

Most likely: To.

🧜🏻‍♀️_Siren_🧜🏻‍♀️

Aug 10, 2024 00:20

c**ty for no reason 🤣🤣🤣

Oh I'm sorry, should I just let you make bitchy remarks and not speak up? Bc you know you should just say anything without no one saying anything back

Also I'm fine with everything including you before that remark and I was fine with everyone after that remark.

Let's make a deal don't refer to me or comment back on anything I say. Trust me I'll be fine

🧜🏻‍♀️_Siren_🧜🏻‍♀️

Aug 10, 2024 00:21

Omg someone else said they self delete more than me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


🧜🏻‍♀️_Siren_🧜🏻‍♀️

Aug 10, 2024 00:23

Also thank you neon! 💐💐💐

Your voice is so soothing lol

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Aug 10, 2024 00:31

Girl I am still laughing at your reaction to Walt's voice! 🤣 He still hasn't sang for me though

I think my voice is annoying so thank you ❤️❤️❤️

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J

Aug 10, 2024 02:00

Walt speaks in bold.

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Aug 10, 2024 03:02

🤣🤣🤣🤣 you're not wrong

WalterLuigi

Aug 10, 2024 03:27

Amusingly enough, my voice sounds a lot less deep in my head so sometimes it catches me too

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Aug 10, 2024 03:28

The cognitive dissonance is beautiful

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J

Aug 10, 2024 03:28

Men hear voices higher pitched and women hear voices lower pitched. Trust me, i made it up just now.

🧜🏻‍♀️_Siren_🧜🏻‍♀️

Aug 10, 2024 03:28

I honestly wasn't prepared!!!!!!!
It's was the best voice exchange though guys...

Walt give your little love bird a song 🦜🦜

WalterLuigi

Aug 10, 2024 03:30

Tweet tweet. Wait no, our state bird is the mocking bird *imitates car alarm*

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J

Aug 10, 2024 03:30

Brennan Lee Mulligan knows all the birds.

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Aug 10, 2024 03:31

Yeah it was 🤣

🧜🏻‍♀️_Siren_🧜🏻‍♀️

Aug 10, 2024 03:42

The mockingbird????

That's actually cool lol

hugs4you

Aug 12, 2024 18:51

I nominate Neon bright star as one of the prettiest women on the site

DÜmR

Aug 13, 2024 00:22

Wtf did I say in the first place? Christ 🤣🤣🤣🤣

peripatetic

Aug 13, 2024 00:23

Trish is the smartest I think & she's humble about it & that narc guy.

DÜmR

Aug 13, 2024 00:25

If you think that was some how some sort of personal attack, then I'm sorry, but get the FÚCK off the internet. How on earth could anyone take that as some sort of an insult?... I'm legit sorry if you got some other personal s**t going on, truly, I am, but other than that, chill out dude...

peripatetic

Aug 13, 2024 00:26

I wonder who Roberto is 🙄

peripatetic

Aug 13, 2024 00:28

Most bitchest, two faced, & covert narc behaviour goes too, drum roll. ....

Sometimes the bullied becomes the bully.

peripatetic

Aug 13, 2024 00:30

Dumr who you talking too?

peripatetic

Aug 13, 2024 00:34

* killing narcs that's his name, his humble about it too I think.

peripatetic

Aug 13, 2024 02:11

Who is the kindest? thats what I value. Kindest & intelligence. You know who I think is the most intelligent. I dont know who the kindest is. I m not sure yet, but so far I'm thinking malkieaveilian.

𝕞𝓪𝓵𝕜𝓲ẸᵃѶ€ⓛŁᶤⒶ𝓷

Aug 13, 2024 02:42

Wait kind or smart? I would argue i am neither, and MANY others would argue the same but i would also again argue i am not.
I've done some nasty things in my time.

Raz i would give an award for trying to keep things going with unique and flavored topics, rainbow for being a stickler for the rules and not giving a f**k, trish for just being trish, also that post that got over 2k comments.

An award for so many of the people who passed though here, from varied countries and creeds, i can't remember all your names sorry, but one for those moments you existed in.

peripatetic

Aug 13, 2024 02:54

It doesn't necessarily matter what you've done in the past malkieaveilian. The point is you've learned & become a better person. I see that in you. I think you are kind, & have the potential to be the kindest. You are able to admit when your wrong or well behaved & your self reflective. I dont believe all people are self reflective on here.

peripatetic

Aug 13, 2024 02:55

* not well behaved*

Jack of all Trades

Aug 13, 2024 21:31

Psychopatrish
Aug 9, 2024 18:49

Most sporadic poster: Jackofalltrades



Did someone summon me?

𝕞𝓪𝓵𝕜𝓲ẸᵃѶ€ⓛŁᶤⒶ𝓷

Aug 14, 2024 00:42

What is that thing about prodigal people?

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Aug 14, 2024 01:51

I nominate hugs4you as the cutest girl on altscene!

peripatetic

Aug 14, 2024 13:16

Most intriguing @Mjauw

peripatetic

Aug 14, 2024 13:26

Ranger Pariah, cooler then I first thought. Haha

Funniest is difficult, because I like different types of humour. Trish is witty, dumr is funny but I'm not sure how his humour differs, probably a bit crude & imaginative, malkieaveilian has his own type of humour it's also imaginative. He uses funny metaphors.


Daddy Gru

Aug 14, 2024 14:16

Funniest is absolutely Jay.

Daddy Gru

Aug 14, 2024 14:20

Most Mysterious: Mercurius Mesmerize

Biggest Slipknot Fan: CTVbullet

Most Whimsical: Malkie

Wisest / Person I’d Most Likely Ask For Advice: Trish

Neon Bright Star ⭐

Aug 14, 2024 14:24

Beat Aussie male: Malkie
Best Aussie female: peripatetic

peripatetic

Aug 14, 2024 15:18

Mercurius is definitely mysterious agreed

Oh, whimsical great word, haha he does seem that way.

I want to see more of Trish's wise owl side.

Neon I guess I'll take it, Where the only aussie's on here the most, haha

@Neon looks the best in a Lab coat with googles & Walter thinks it's hot! lol

peripatetic

Aug 14, 2024 15:22

goggles*

Daddy Gru

Aug 14, 2024 16:28

Best / Brightest Smile: Neon

Mjauw

Aug 14, 2024 17:56

Oh s**t i made it to the list.

Paying it forward with:

Most likely to be committed to an asylum at some point
- Mike the mechanic

Mjauw

Aug 14, 2024 21:22

Has a high probability of being a humanoid robot:
Darkfire1000

Mjauw

Aug 14, 2024 21:37

Is ok with wearing 2 very different socks at the same time, like a short thin one and a wooly sport sock:
DÜmR

I don't know how you do it man.
To me this ability is like black magic.
Otherworldly.

𝕞𝓪𝓵𝕜𝓲ẸᵃѶ€ⓛŁᶤⒶ𝓷

Aug 15, 2024 02:25

Hehehehe i got called whimsical

I nominate the site owner for keeping this place around...

DÜmR

Aug 15, 2024 03:27

Nomination for weirdest nomination is definitely: Mjauw 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

And that sock thing, that is something I'd probably do. I definitely will wear two vastly different socks if it comes down to it.

The strange part is, that is something so asymmetrical it would normally bug the living s**t outta me, like other quirks I have, but not the sock thing.

DÜmR

Aug 15, 2024 03:30

And sweet! I'm nominated in a category of humor. And yeah, I tend to be pretty crude on here, but try to be cleverly witty irl... try to be.

And I nominate Peripatetic for most kempt (if that's a proper word) dreads. From what I can see, they look maintained.

DÜmR

Aug 15, 2024 03:32

I nominate Trish for: Most oak tree'd.

DÜmR

Aug 15, 2024 03:41

Anyone have a shoehorn so I can remove my foot from thine mouth? In my defense, I'd only ever seen the little tiny profile pic on my little tiny telephone.

Anthony55

Aug 15, 2024 04:59

Neon bright star- most beautiful
Grumman - most kindness

peripatetic

Aug 15, 2024 09:51

I actually think @Mjauw is the prettiest, & most physically beautiful. Nice face structure.

But beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, isn't it.

peripatetic

Aug 15, 2024 09:55

Hehe thanks DÜmR for teaching me a new word, but I'm not really a neat appearance person in general. I'm neat maybe when I take photos, not in real life. Imone of those people that are average at everything. Average intelligence, average emotional intelligence, average looks. I dont even have a skil that I can call great, just average, but I'm okay with that. Lol thanks though DÜmR. 🙂🙃

peripatetic

Aug 15, 2024 10:20

I hope @siren comes back. DÜmR, you and her usually seem like you Iike each other, & your buddies, you're always feeding off each other & joking around. I think you both just triggered each other. It would be ashame if you let something like this get in the way, of your normal mateship. 😥

Daddy Gru

Aug 15, 2024 13:46

I’d like to thank everyone who nominated me for one of these prestigious awards. I have been notified through a complex series of smoke signals, helicopter couriers, Pony Express riders, and pseudo-telepathic brainwaves that I have won the following:

Least Humorous
Best Humorist
Longest Humerus in a Non-documentary Film
Most Likely to Shop at Hume-R-Us, the David Hume-themed gift shop
Best Impression of Hugh Morris
Worst Impression of Drunken Hugh Morris
Best Member of the Friends of Hugh Morris Society
The Person with the Fewest Fact-based Answers to the Question “Who is Hugh Morris?”
Least Humorous Eyebrows
Most Humorous Humerus
Most Homeruns in a Single Season
Most Homeruns in a Single Basketball Game
Highest Lifetime Batting Average (.331)
Most Made Up Awards in a Message Board Career
Most Kindness

What a really fantastic and completely nonfictional bunch of honors, truly.


peripatetic

Aug 15, 2024 14:03

I'd like to thank satan. I offer up a sacrifice to him. Ill feed on the blood of the innocent, & take two virgin's.

Thank you.

Mike the mechanic.

Aug 16, 2024 15:28

Most likely to change a wheel when asked to change a tyre.

Anthony

Because, let's face it, he never was the sharpest tool in the box.

Mike the mechanic.

Aug 16, 2024 15:29

He could always pay me back with tartan paint and a long stand perhaps some glass nails.

Mike the mechanic.

Aug 16, 2024 15:34

And let's face it I am the sort of d**k who would put him up to it.

HeartbreakBeat

Aug 16, 2024 20:58

Most clever-Me.

hugs4you

Aug 24, 2024 00:24

NEON BRIGHT you are simply stunning/gorgeous....

Darkhorse1215

Aug 24, 2024 10:34

Most likely to get hit on by men who consciously know she's in a relationship-Neon

Most likely to reference her breasts-Siren

Most likely to use the term "hog" to refer to male genitalia-Me

Been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like-Anthony

Most " '90s normal" (a moderate perspective that harkens back to before the average neurotypical became bats**t insane)-Grumman

Most likely to self-loath strong, suppressed homosexual fantasies that mirror childhood abuse by authoritarian male archetype-Vamp

Biggest s**tposter-Jay

Mjauw

Aug 24, 2024 12:48

A high probability of being A silly goose: @Malkieavellian

KillingNarcs

Aug 24, 2024 15:07

Most attractive forum user: (In my opinion) Mjauw

Most interesting/intellectual forum user(s) Gru, Trish & Neon.

KillingNarcs

Aug 24, 2024 15:08

Peripatetic is in most interesting/engaging as well.

 

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