Grumman

Jul 3, 2024 15:37

My question is, if you were hiking alone in the Serengeti, would you rather encounter a man with water or a dung beetle with an assault rifle?

Crowcifiction

Jul 3, 2024 18:13

How do you know it isn't a scarab?

Psychopatrish

Jul 3, 2024 20:56

Everyone knows scarabs are shịt shots so I'd snag the assault rifle and me n the dude would drink to his good health.

Psychopatrish

Jul 3, 2024 20:58

We stepped into the wind, I had a gun, he had a grin. You think this story's over, but it's ready to begin......

FwiFfOooO o

Jul 4, 2024 08:03

scarabs r scary u have to like climb on them to blow them up..

Ranger Pariah

Jul 4, 2024 12:37

What about a completely naked man with no tools whatsoever, or a bear with a Romanian SK74?

Darkhorse1215

Jul 4, 2024 13:25

Sometimes, I cynically joke that "God" must be a huge dung beetle, to have rolled this world into existence...

Psychopatrish

Jul 5, 2024 04:57

Now I got the gun, you got the brew.
You got two choices of what you can do.
It's not a tough decision as you can see.
I can blow you away or you can ride with me.

@ Ranger
Is the bear naked?

Grumman

Jul 5, 2024 16:40

I’ll ride with you if you can get me to the border
The sheriff’s after me for what I did to his daughter
I did it like this, I did it like that
I did it with a whiffle ball bat…

Ranger Pariah

Jul 6, 2024 03:27

Yes Trish, I shaved his fur off.