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Men of altscene, would you rather be alone in the ocean with a siren π§ββοΈ or a shark? π¦
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Jun 27, 2024 20:29 Siren π§ββοΈ π |
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Deleted User Jun 27, 2024 22:57
Siren has a couple big reasons up front (literally) that would help with flotation. If she tried to bite me, that probably wouldnβt be so bad. |
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Jun 27, 2024 23:06
"You go in the cage?" |
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Jun 27, 2024 23:31 If you're in the ocean with a siren, you've probably already been lured to your doom and your boat is no more. Which leaves you in the water for sharks anyway. All roads lead to rome... or in this case jaws. Might as well pick sharks if they're going to pick you sooner or later in this scenario. |
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Deleted User Jun 28, 2024 01:47 β¦farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain. For weβve received orders for to sail back to Boston. And so nevermore shall we see you again. |
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Deleted User Jun 28, 2024 02:32
Siren, 'cause at least you have pleasure when you die. |
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Jun 28, 2024 02:39
Ok but sirens literally want to drown men, they wish to kill you! If the shark is not hungry it will probably leave you alone lmao |
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Jun 28, 2024 07:25 Hmmm, I would go with 1 shark cause just rotate it |
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Jun 28, 2024 09:43
The shark |
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Jun 28, 2024 12:31 Probably just a baby shark. |
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Jun 28, 2024 12:41 She blocked you Thrones? Your one of the most amicable people here. |
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Jun 28, 2024 13:46 Baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo.... |
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Jun 28, 2024 13:47 @thrones why?! π |
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Jun 28, 2024 14:00
Was too s*xy ehπ€£π€£ |
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Deleted User Jun 28, 2024 14:28
Ohhhh, I thought you meant Siren the actual real life gal from here, not the sirens of Greek mythology. |
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Jun 28, 2024 14:29
"Neon Bright Star β |
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Jun 28, 2024 15:05
@Gru nah I mean sea woman or predator animal lmao |
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Deleted User Jun 28, 2024 16:04
Being murdered by a beautiful, sultry female is not necessarily a bad thing? Haha, |
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Deleted User Jun 28, 2024 16:05 @Psycho: you know all too well. |
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Jun 28, 2024 17:45
@ Beat |
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Deleted User Jun 28, 2024 18:32 I have not really wondered up until just now how exactly sΔx with a mermaid is supposed to work. It sort of seems likeβ¦.it doesnβt? |
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Deleted User Jun 28, 2024 18:36
@ Psycho: I do have a hard on for The Boss, I admit it. Like I said, you know me all too well. |
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Deleted User Jun 28, 2024 18:36 You mean women who secretly want to lure men to their deaths? |
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Deleted User Jun 28, 2024 19:27 Yes! However, in a mythological sort of way. |
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Jun 28, 2024 20:15
So the choices are Death (by Siren) or very likely Death (by shark). |
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Deleted User Jun 28, 2024 20:46 Or the killer whales might give you a ride to safety! I believe this was the plot of Free Willy 2. |
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Jun 28, 2024 21:35
I've just mailed a hibernating bear to the UK c/o @Kosteevo. |
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Jun 28, 2024 22:16 "I hear you calling Marianne, across the water, across the waves....." |
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Jun 28, 2024 22:17
@Gru Free Willy 2 was a aquatic uber origin story?! |
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Jun 28, 2024 22:50
I think Gru is thinking of Moby Dα»ck 2. |
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Jun 28, 2024 23:17 I thought Moby d**k was a sperm whale... |
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Jun 28, 2024 23:36
@Trish/Dark... Ba dum tish! |
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Jun 29, 2024 00:39
Oh Steevo. |
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Jun 29, 2024 21:42
Oh Trish. |
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Jun 30, 2024 06:32 A siren riding a shark. |
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Deleted User Jun 30, 2024 10:08 Shark every time. |
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Jun 30, 2024 17:30 Either you lose one arm or one leg . Which in reality it happened somewhere |
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π§π»ββοΈ_Siren_π§π»ββοΈ Jun 30, 2024 22:25
Lmao |
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π§π»ββοΈ_Siren_π§π»ββοΈ Jun 30, 2024 22:34
For the guy's who said actually me lol |
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Deleted User Jul 1, 2024 00:03
There should be a thread asking about wade Wilson or a bear.... This dude brutally killed two women and called his dad to brag about it. And women still are thirst traping him ( I'm not fully sure what that means). And say he's hot and they can change him... |
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Jul 1, 2024 00:29 Deadpool? π |
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π§π»ββοΈ_Siren_π§π»ββοΈ Jul 1, 2024 00:35 Well that took a turn lol |
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Jul 1, 2024 13:35 Florida man story alert! |
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π§π»ββοΈ_Siren_π§π»ββοΈ Jul 4, 2024 01:36 https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8plKZLP4ez/?igsh=cGV5MzQ2bm04NXYx |
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Jul 12, 2024 11:41 I grew up near the beach in Australia, so I guess I chose shark on many occasions. Never had a problem, but a pod of dolphins did scare the s**t out of me one day. |
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Deleted User Jul 12, 2024 13:41 Would you rather watch A24's Men or hit FX series The Bear in the woods? |
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Deleted User Jul 23, 2024 03:03 Shark because the siren would break my heart then kill me the shark would just kill me. |
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Jul 23, 2024 12:27 I am a shark |
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Jul 23, 2024 12:48 A baby shark? |
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Jul 23, 2024 13:01 DududududuπΆ |
