As I hate this kind of thing, I'll use a friend's description of me.
"Well, there's Liz. Drinks like a paddy, swears like a sailor, behaves like she's permnamently on speed, and probably doesn't weigh more than 90 pounds in a wet sweater"
An alternative is from a facebook quiz:
'Which crazy bitch are you?' and my result was Courtney Love (quelle surprise) which means..
'You are one wild bitch. You love trouble and trouble loves you. You like to have a good time and won't let anyone get in your way. Sometimes you seem like you are perpetually trapped in a childhood mentality and you take alot of flack from alot of people for your carefree ways. Nevertheless you care alot about the people close to you and if anyone messes with you or the ones you love, you will f**k them up. You can rock out with the best of them and won't let anyone tell you otherwise. You are this perfect balance between girly chick and tough chick. You are blatantly honest and sometimes people can find this a little hard to take but you really don't give a s**t. .'
There you go..love me, hate me but you can't ignore me!
More mundane stuff..
British alternative aging hipster. Lives and works in Mexico City. Is vegan but not a d**k about it. Doesn't quite get x straight edge x. Hates boring conversations. Wants to kill hippies. Never says 'live and let live'.
Is secretly quite nice