Monacled, Gentleman Retiree, seeks tattooed, pierced midget amputee for a land of the giants reenactment.
PRO's
Foot rub Intercontinental champion🏆
Radiator levels of cuddling warmth emitted 24h daily.
I very rarely fart 😜
Con's
Pretty much an all round f**king idiot with a halfwitted, oafish charm.
I'm loud as f**k.
Riddled with Arthritis.
Cauliflower ears,
I will jump scare you on a regular basis.
🤔 Well I sold that I think