Crazy cat lady with tattoos, piercings and a thing for scruffy haired musician types.
I'm a total split personality. My parents were polar opposites, the mod and the rocker. That makes me a mocker, right?
I'm 50% scruffy laid back hippy, 50% anarchic punk.
I'm a reponsible adult and an immature lunatic.
I take myself very seriously unless I'm being a complete knob.
Mostly Domme but known to switch when eventually tamed.
Mostly low maintainance but requires loyalty at all times.
Spiritual. Nature loving. Shoe *****. Quick witted. Curvy. Sarcastic. Damaged. Opinionated. Wise ass. Snake owner. Cat worshipper. Tidy. Impatient. Stocking wearer. Bat obsessed. Beard admirer. Laid back. Scorpio. Kink friendly. ADHD. Feline behaviourist. Stocking wearer. Mother. Self sufficient.
I also know all the words to the Um Bongo advert off by heart too! Iām a keeper! š